Matthew John Collings

Man doesn't walk he roll like a ball. Ever played overwatch? cause his is equivalent to the hamster. he is just so huge

wow matthew john collings is so big

by Gay_Priest June 20, 2021

Fort St. John

a city in Northern BC where people who work at Tim Hortons are paid $15/hr and where the ratio of men to women is 3:1. Most people can't wait to move away but the weird magnetism of the money draws many back (if only to pay off some debts).

see also:FSJ The John brocket

Joe: I need some money, badly.
Kwame: Go to Fort St. John, I made $2000 working full-time at Tim Hortons in ONE month...
Joe: Sweet!

by Lady Kissinger December 21, 2008

Olivia Newton John

Gorgeous Australian singer with the best voice to ever grace the planet. Star of the musical "Grease".

Xanadu, Grease, Xanadude, Physical, Magic

by Jake February 2, 2005

John L. Sullivan

John L. Sullivan is the manliest man to ever live. He is known to many as one of the pioneers in the sport of fisticuffs or bare knuckle boxing. He was the original heavyweight champ and toured offering to knock anyone out for money. His all time record only inclued 2 losses. he also had a handlebar moustache that ranks with the greatest of them.

John L. Sullivan was the greatest fighter who ever lived and the pinnacle of manliness.

by MrPersp3ctive August 28, 2007

John James Parton

A really fit Austrailian who entered the Big Brother house and came 6th which really should of been 1st because he is Beastt and has reaaall good mates, and not to mention all the good times he has given all of us!! Also most of the other housemates were all english :( NO FUN (even though it is uk big brother )

Person 1 : Hey look its John James Parton!!!!

Person 2: OMG no way!! he is better looking in person!!!
Person 1 : He should of won...
John James : Thanks Guys, but im going back to the Loys !

by Randomer22 August 2, 2011

Wrestling John Wayne

To toil with a particularly large, unwieldy bowel movement.

"That's the last time I'm eating White Castle. If anyone needs me, I'll be wrestling John Wayne."

by M3RCU7IO March 6, 2010

John McCain Friend

An acquaintance who you are fondly referring to, but you don't actually know this person very well, nor is he or she your friend.

Derived from Senator John McCain's frequent use of the phrase "My friends..." on the presidential campaign trail directed toward a large crowd of strangers. Strangers he was fond of, yes, but strangers nonetheless.

Christine: My friend from my huge college class and I were working together and she said...
Michelle: Wait, what was her name?
Christine: I don't remember.
Michelle: And she's your friend?
Christine: Uhh...
Michelle: So she's your John McCain Friend.
Christine: Yeah, that's a good way to put it.

by McCainFTW March 5, 2009