Jesus

The all mighty lord

Jesus has the power of 100,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000 gods.

by Quandale_dingle the 3rd June 1, 2022

Jesus

Jesus is the best and I love him sm he died on the cross for all of us for all of our sins thank you sm Jesus!

I love Jesus

by mamaisachad June 4, 2022

Microscope Jesus

the one and only Durk Conerson

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus

by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021

Jesus

Keanu Reeves Doppelgänger

"Jesus is in the new Matrix movie"

by PotRoastLover21 December 19, 2021

jesus

the person trisha paytas sang about

literally no one:
trisha: i lUv U JesUS~

by Im.bi. December 22, 2021

Jesus

My lord and savior.

"Jesus is my lord and savior"
"Mine too bro, thanks be to god"
"Amen"

by poopsock. March 31, 2022

Jesus

He is obviously Hispanic with an uncircumcised dick the size of a tic-tac. He will ALWAYS cheat on you and lie about it. He thinks he’s amazing but in reality he has very low self confidence. He’s a sex addict who will always break your heart.

“I can’t believe that Jesus cheated on me with my best friend”
“Why does this Jesus penis look like a turtle In it’s shell”

by Lukewarmlady April 2, 2022