"If you leave your vehicle's engine running during a delay in proceeding (traffic-jam, road construction, accident-resolution, "stuck" red signal-light, etc.), you will be sitting there for many minutes, just wasting gas. The instant you turn the key off and climb out of your seat to stretch, however, THAT'S when the line of traffic will begin moving again, and thus you will have shut off your engine "for nothing", AND you will now be holding up everyone behind you while you hastily hop back into the driver's seat and re-start the engine so that you can move forward again."
I finally took da plunge and bought a second-hand Toyota Prius because I'd eventually had one too many cases of Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Duration... the Prius automatically shuts down its power during stand-stills, and then uses its electric motor to provide instant mobility as soon as you're ready to go again.
by QuacksO October 20, 2018
Get the Murphy's Law of Engine-Idling Durationmug. The people who love you more than themselves.the people who have given you something that you can never return them.For me,my Blood In Law are my two Sisters & my elder brother-in-law.
"lot of people passed through my life.but the real Blood In Law were my sisters & my brother-in-law"!
by Ra'kah May 28, 2016
Get the Blood In Lawmug. The child-in-law of one's grandparent-in-law's sibling.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
Get the first co-cousin-pibling-in-lawmug. A recently found out law of nature that clarifies a previously unreported phenomenon, it claims that as soon as any twitter post (commonly referred as tweet) surpasses 2000 likes that the comment section of said 'tweet' become unbearably annoying, there is no way to avoid or transcend this law, atleast at our current understandment of it.
"Man, everytime I click a gimmick account's post I'm bombarded with unfunny memes and terrible takes!" said the boy,
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
unpleasantly surprised while browsing Twitter for funny memes and good takes...
"Daub's Law..." replied the man in a drab tone.
by TheModernPrometheus December 5, 2021
Get the Daub's Lawmug. 
Van Mourik's Law states that "for every cup of coffee consumed, your learning rate will improve proportionally".
by PutKevinBack September 18, 2019
Get the Van Mourik's Lawmug. When two people have the same level of friendship with a mutual but they exist in different contexts of the mutual's life. The two can and likely do cross paths from time to time, but without the mutual the two have no unique connection to one another.
Ex: my best friend from college and my best friend from my hometown are friend in laws
Ex: my best friend from college and my best friend from my hometown are friend in laws
Girl 1: Are you coming to my bachelorette party this weekend?
Girl 2: Yes! And I'm so excited to finally meet my friend in laws!!
Girl 2: Yes! And I'm so excited to finally meet my friend in laws!!
by flashmobgary September 19, 2024
Get the friend in lawmug.