I woke my lover up by stroking the magic dragon and suddenly I was on the floor moaning in seconds for the dragon was awoken inside them
by TheDefinerUSA June 22, 2016
Get the stroking the magic dragonmug. `
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 14, 2025
Get the 《¤》 Komodo Dragon 《¤》komodo Dragon 《¤》 Komodo Dragon 《¤》mug. A hoarder. An individual that for whatever reason acummulates a devastatingly deadly amount of shit and will ferociously protect their shit treasures from intruders. They will compact their shit trash into a trash throne upon which to rule their kingdom of rodents, pests, and various feral animals.
Me-"Do you want this rat pissed covered dog turd?"
TD- "I'm gonsta needs that"
Me-"What do you need this for ever?"
TD-"That's none of your business!"
Me-"Man. Don't be a trash dragon."
TD- "I'm gonsta needs that"
Me-"What do you need this for ever?"
TD-"That's none of your business!"
Me-"Man. Don't be a trash dragon."
by oxoKIMCHEEoxo October 29, 2020
Get the trash dragonmug. A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
Get the red dragon blumpkinmug. You pull out of a girl after having sex with her , you cum on her and let it dry then she eats it off
by GUITARDED707 February 15, 2025
Get the scaly dragonmug. When you contract more than one STD from one sexual partner, and end up with burning pee, and explosive diarrhea from your mouth.
by thedragoniswithme August 4, 2014
Get the catching the dragonmug. by Hank butthurt September 15, 2019
Get the Booty Killing Dragonmug.