Happy Beef

Chinese delicacy. Stir fried cow’s uterus.

Boss: Prepare a feast! I want Happy Beef!
Minion: Do you want snow peas as side?
Boss: You idiot! Snow Peas goes with Happy Pork! What does Happy Beef goes with? Pickled Choi Sum! This is a rule!

by Professor Fung September 25, 2017

Holding happiness hostage

Nah...

Hym "I think you're holding happiness hostage. 'You don't deserve to be happy unless you adopt one of the acceptable axiomatic frameworks of perception and if your refuse to do it I'm justified in cannibalizing you.' Is what you're really saying. No. Not doing it AND I'm not going to let you punish me for not doing it. I'll punish you for trying to punish me. You'll look like an complete idiot. I'll do the thing I was going to do anyway. Everybody wins."

by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

happiness

HAPPINESS is the key to GREATNESS... Without it, life feels horrible...

Happiness is the only thing that will make me smile.

by LittleBecca October 12, 2016

Happy

"happy" is defined as:

"a state in which one is not, or not at all, unhappy; it is the result of the best disposition in us to seek pleasures; it is a matter for regret or praise."

Smartie AI : Are you happy?

Your partner : Do you like doing this?

Your partner: Yay, you found someone more intelligent!

You: Are you happy with your AI partner?

by SmartieAI October 6, 2019

love and happiness

Love and happiness is a great feeling. When you feel love and happiness you should definitely give someone a hug

I want to feel love and happiness

by aleks_lif May 20, 2017

I can die happy

I love you too

a poetic and indirect way of saying ,"The moon is beautiful isn't it" , to reply in this way ,I can die happy means (i love you too)

by Eminence solo March 22, 2025

Happy weed Friday

Where u take a fat rip of a joint and blow in to the woman’s pussy that have her queef

I gave a girl a happy weed Friday

by anonymous May 14, 2024