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Alabama Banana Split 

When your double wide house trailer splits in half long-ways, along its original assembly seam, due to some disaster, manufacturing defect, or other occurrence.
Did you see what happened to Billy's place? He had a couple bigger girls over for a three-way, and they rode him so hard his trailer did the ol' Alabama Banana Split. Now all his floors are sloped!
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Chocolate banana 

When you fuck someones arse and u get shite on your cock.
Guy 1:emmet got a chocolate banana last night
Guy2:eww why’s he always sleeping with dirty chicks
Guy 1:he’s just a horn dog bro

ripe banana 

A penis in it's maximum state of arousal.
He was trying to hide his ripe banana, but the speedo he was wearing made it impossible.
ripe banana by Krawar September 4, 2021

Speech Banana

A banana capable of speech (genus musa, capabilty: speech)
Walter: Hey, did you know that a “Speech banana” is a term used to describe the area where most sounds of average conversational speech occur on this graph?

Alfred: Nah, a speech banana is a banana capable of speech.
Speech Banana by Akagami September 29, 2021

Blue banana fucker 

When your name on Xbox is MineMa5ter233

Shampoo banana 

a much better version of champaign urbana. only true townies and members of illini-nation are allowed to use this word. it has origins in 410 E Healey, the social circles of green street, and the elite socialites of Kams and Lion.
Sam: Are you from Champaign or Urbana?
Nick: No, I'm from Shampoo banana
Ani: I'm moving out
Shampoo banana by sid6969 October 27, 2021

obtaining banana soule

To have done it all at this point you are a holy being who shall forever be a god the only way to lose banana souls is to stop tweeting BANANA SOULE and then linking alpharad deluxe channel at least once a day
Yo bro I just heard Ellie just told everyone the easy steps to obtaining banana soule!