kansas city beachball

the sexual act of places a de-flated beachball in some ones asshole and proceding to blow it up up with your mouth all while in kansas city.

ass beachball Jim went to the beach and brought home a beachball so he shoved it up my ass and blew it up. In kansas city beachball

by raper46 June 8, 2010

Mayor of Noob York City

king of all the noobs, ruler of noobs everywhere, such a high-class noob they made him/her mayor.

"Wow, you suck, you must be the Mayor of Noob York City."

by El Fransico Porfavavor February 18, 2007

music city mud pie

When nashville musicians shit all over a groupie on a tour bus.

Mike and Jim gave that bitch a serious music city mud pie.

by Funballs July 7, 2008

city under siege

A band that has changed it's name at least twice, in which the band members

change like your under wear..also contains at least one member that is a

criminal,one who has bad B.O and another who is an nymphomaniac.

PERSON #1:IS THAT BAND A CITY UNDER SIEGE?
PERSON #2: yeahhhh
PERSON #1: dammmnnn
PERSON #2:at least they have a hawtt myspace

by ketha rawh July 30, 2009

Grove City High School

The nickname for this lovely school that looks like a mental ward is “Grove Shitty” 85% of the school is rich Christian white kids who have horrible music taste and taste in hobbies. Also the band kids run the school don’t come @ them. The football team is garbage and so are most people located at this school! :-). Overall 0/10 would hope school catches fire again and I wanna die.

“Grove City High School is lame y’all.”

by 678dirt December 13, 2017

Cream City Tootsie Pop

The next level of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of stopping at just shitting inside your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover ejaculate on the feces filled prolapsed anus.

"I was going to just have a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop, but then Victor sneezed and accidentally jizzed on it. Now its a Cream City Tootsie Pop."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023

Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

by Big nad August 3, 2018