Big old Ellis

Someone who believes everything that goes on the internet is true

"That big old Ellis thinks that because it's on urban dictionary it's 100% true!"

by msl0402975877 July 16, 2021

Old Yeller

A sports dad who is never happy with the performance of the officials, the other team, his own coach, or his own kid, and makes sure everyone around him knows it.

Is it wrong to wish that Old Yeller behind us would meet the same fate as the dog in the book?

by Dorkmuffin May 2, 2019

withered old beast

A big ass dick that's been in far too many vaginas

He slapped that bitch with his withered old beast

by satan666dingus October 27, 2016

Welcome (Old)

The worst song ever.

"Hey, Welcome (Old) is the best so- SHUT UP."

by CatterLover2022 May 11, 2022

Old News Feed

When someone brings up information about a Facebook status, profile, or update, which is at least 3 days old.

Don: Did you hear about Franks mom?

Paul: Man, that's Old News Feed, she's always been hot.

by mysocialsecuritynumber50528557 January 25, 2012

Angry old lady

Judy

Judy is just a angry old lady

by Themango2 February 13, 2022

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015