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a crash out, from having second-hand embarrassment.

Story your reading:
Girl 1: I-I want you.. boy 1
Boy 1: but.. I have someone else.. girl 1..
Girl 1: NOO YOUR MINE!
you reading the book: shit hair hsir jwhgyscqtasgvybuhygfvwyudbi NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO CRINGE

by BambiBlade August 19, 2025

Pineapple hairs

Word created by Anix, meaning you don't know what the real word is for the spiky things on top of a pineapple so you call it pineapple hairs.

I don't know what those green things are callled, so I'll call them pineapple hairs.

by EY WHAT U DOING IN MY SWAMP DO June 16, 2020

Pineapple hairs

a word to describe the weird spiky green bits on the top of a pineapple. Made up once again by the lovely beautiful anix.

"make sure to cut off the pineapple hairs before you eat the pineapple."

by yourlocalfriendlyperson June 17, 2020

Dudy Hair

The tuft of hair or cowlick that sticks out where the hair creates a swirl pattern on the back of the head.

That guy has dudy hairs sticking out the back of his head.

by Dudyhair May 24, 2022

girl with dyed hair

a creature that will key your car if your text backs aren't as quick as hers

my gf is a girl with dyed hair and she gave my penis ptsd

by Quizzleington January 11, 2025

hair flop

Something that every long-Haired person had. It’s that wet hair that they leave on the shower walls.

Doctor: you have to stop eating your wife’s hair flop

Me: BUT IT TASTES SO GOOD

by FrappaCHINA June 5, 2021

backass hair

(noun) when a person's body hair is visibly present, and continuous, from their neckline, down their back, and into the intergluteal cleft (or, in layman's terms, "ass crack"). Backass Hair is especially distinguished by its thickness of dark, coarse body hair.

Did you see Jamie's backass hair? It's so thick, you could probably braid it down her back!

by helix2go November 14, 2023