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Ryan Wedding Cake

Cocaine, or some sweetened cake or confection which has been "cut" by diluting it with powdered cocaine. A Canadian delicacy named in honour of former Olympic snowboarder and international fugitive Ryan Wedding.
Of course the marriage didn't last; the only memorable part of the entire relation was the wedding reception, at which the stoner best man thought that it would be clever to serve Ryan Wedding Cake to all of the assembled guests. Fortunately the local detox clinic was offering a two-for-one special that weekend.
Ryan Wedding Cake by bitchuck February 10, 2026
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Ryan Smith

Used to describe something as basic or common
He got a Ryan Smith grade of 85 on his exam
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Ryan Smith

used to describe something as basic or common
He got a Ryan Smith grade of an 85 on his exam
Ryan Smith by ruicometshiro February 21, 2026

Ryan Smith

Used to describe something as basic or common
He got a Ryan Smith grade of 85 on his exam.
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Ryan Smith

Used to describe something as basic or common
He got a Ryan Smith grade of an 85 on his exam.
Ryan Smith by LuanDeArtist February 21, 2026

Ryan Smith

used to describe something as basic or common
"He got a Ryan Smith grade of an 85 on his exam."
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Ryan Smith

used to describe something as basic or common
He got a Ryan Smith grade of an 85 on his exam.
Ryan Smith by notryansmith February 21, 2026