dank pocket

Anus

I shoved that can of monster so far into his dank pocket that I was drinking it out of his mouth.

by wnigwigga November 24, 2014

Out of pocket

When someone does something outrageous

Me: When do you come back from vacation?

Out of pocket person: I come back Wednesday, I leave at 5am from.the cabin and work at 11am.

by Tacovia June 15, 2018

sausage pocket

foreskin

my sausage pocket smells

by asdfghfjfjfklslnmdm April 23, 2020

hot pockets and mountain dew

hot pockets and mountain - food choice of

Jr high / middle school students, high school students,

Neckbeards, people that play xbox live , stoners and

30 to 40 year old virgins.

And less we forgot the really young sons of single mothers.

Doritos are a bonus and a side dish
Same as capri sun
It's cheap and easy !

Hi my name is Matthew and I like hot pockets and mountain dew, xbox live and Doritos.

by Blu_leef January 15, 2024

Pocket Rockets

Pocket Rockets is basically when you get dealt a pair of aces in poker (Texas Holdem) which is the best possible starting hand. It can also be referred to when people get extremely lucky with different things/qualities in life. Such as good looks, good at sports etc

Girl: You're so fucking handsome!
Guy: thanks, yeah I guess you can say God gave me Pocket Rockets at birth.
Girl: OMG he certainly did!

by CockblockerT December 7, 2016

Pocket Thief

Someone who steals your lighter.

"Check out my cool new lighter!"

"Don't leave it laying around. Craig's a pocket thief, man."

by stfuagpwc January 18, 2019

pocket yacht

A small yacht the features all of the same amenities as it's larger counterparts, in a compact package. Typically between 20' and 30' long. They are trailer-able and accommodate 4-6 people. Similar to a Tiny Home in purpose, you can achieve your desired boating lifestyle in a more affordable package.

We traveled the entire Great Loop in a Pocket Yacht

by LiveLifeAtSeaLevel February 1, 2018