you're the piss in my pants

used to insult a close friend in a joking hilarious way
WARNING: only use around close friends

Jose: Jenn, you annoy me so much
Jonn: *Gasp*
Jose: In fact, you're the piss in my pants

by lmaocity July 20, 2016

Boot full of cold piss

A rural saying denoting something is worthless.

That old car is rusty and doesn't run. It ain't worth a boot full of cold piss.

by JohnDenver74 December 13, 2016

Golden shower piss boy

Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a golden shower piss boy. That’s it.

by discordguy May 29, 2018

Whatever pisses your instrument.

A variant of the term 'Whatever floats your boat'.
'Whatever piddles your fiddle' = 'Whatever pisses your instrument'

Jade and David are deep into conversation:

Jade: No, I don't want more kids!

David: Well, Whatever pisses your instrument.

Jade: .. What?

David: You heard me.

Jade: .. You be cray cray.

by I Can Ride A Mastodon March 13, 2010

get your piss hot

When you need to get angry/aggressive/excited/energetic for something

"Yall need to get your piss hot for this game Friday"

by Mangle479 September 16, 2020

sack of unwanted horse piss

Insult - derogatory term for someone who is offensive to one's senses.

Often abbreviated to 'Sack of Unwanted'

Fuck off! You sack of unwanted horse piss!

by the girl who wanted to be GOD May 5, 2003

Pissed Off Set Enhancers

A slang that can be used as an alternative to mad props. 1. Used when someone does something that is appreciated or respected. 2. A large amount of props (congratulations).

That was awesome shot man, pissed off set enhancers.

SEE ALSO: mad props

by Bob from Neenah September 21, 2005