puffy pants syndrome

It’s when a not very well endowed man puffs his pant/shorts out to make it look like he’s got a big schlong

Look at “Little” Willie with his puffy pants syndrome trying to make out he’s a “big boy”

by Baps from Bollo*ks September 14, 2022

Pants pipe

Pantsing someone then shoving a pipe bomb up there ass until you reach the intestines

"I love pants pipeng washington"

Abraham Lincoln

by Account unknown April 19, 2023

little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky

Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

by FredrickHufflepuffBitch June 27, 2014

panorama in ya pants

when you're not able to reach the restrooms in time, then that's how your briefs look

Chorlie didn't make it to the loo after having chili for supper. Now you dumbass got a real PANORAMA IN YA PANTS

by Candyman Can June 22, 2018

without pants

a fat man who sweats a lot playing video games naked, somtimes putting frozen burritos under his man titties to cool down

Fat Gerry was pulling a classic without pants move last night, fat ass was sweating buckets just trying to walk to the restroom to take a shit

by DIRTY MIKE 8787 October 2, 2015

Hot Pants

When someone goes agro on you. They rage with so much anger their face goes red and smoke comes out their ears, their eyes turn black like satan and they can burn you and sizzle you to a crisp and ashes or sometimes make you explode. Can also be used when someone is sassy or rude. Don't mess with someone when they are hot pants, because you will get hurt. When someone is hot pants it it dark times and you don't dare mess with them.

Example 1
Person 1: HURRY UP
Person 2: Woaahhh no need to go all hot pants on me
Person 3: Yeah your pants are hot hot hot today.

Example 2
Person 1: *they are currently hot pants*
Person 2: *Annoys them*
Person 1: Honey you've got a big storm coming

by kathydogga December 25, 2015

nitty pants

A gentlemen that buys drugs and sags there pants. They also have a unusually long neck, almost like a giraffe.

Look at that Nitty Pants stumbling across the road.

by Hannahbongtana June 8, 2018