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Mayonnaise Monkey

The white person's N word
P1 "Hey it's my favourite Mayonnaise Monkey"
P2"Whassup"
by Luke_Footwick13 May 9, 2022
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Monkey fuck

Used to describe the resulted state of unwarranted and chaotic messing with someone else's property,always with unfavorable outcome
Person 1- hey bro can I borrow some tools to work on my car?
Person 2- hell nah, the last time you came over here you just monkey fucked my whole garage around
by 'Denver's Finest' October 8, 2022
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monkey status

A god-like status, basically achieved when one is “him”. They have escaped the matrix and returned to monkey. Top Dog in goblin mode
Bro has achieved monkey status…he’s top dog
by augugu October 10, 2022
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The Monkey Whisperer

A Man who sells Monkeys to celebreties. Specifically Chris Brown and potentially maybe even Justin Bieber's Family Friend.
"“The Monkey Whisperer,” pleaded guilty to five criminal counts, including a charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking for selling a capuchin monkey to the singer in 2017." - Billboard.com
by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022
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Funny Monkey

A sex act involving shoving a banana as far as you can up all 3 holes, and then screaming OO-OO-AH-AH-AAAAAH.
Timmy: I gave Michele a funny monkey last night
Billy: Did you scream loud?
by Anonymous_416 January 10, 2022
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Monkey slave

Monkey slave is a term to describe somone who is black with furr and complete all your demands without hesitation
by Danielklippfors January 14, 2022
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Dippy Monkey

1. Scratch ‘n’ sniff
Or
2. Anal sex
‘Donna was game on for a bit of ‘Dippy Monkey’ whilst playing her Kazoo.

It’s always time for a bit of Dippy Monkey.
by Rita2468 December 7, 2021
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