I got like hella money

I got like hella money is a meme where the embarrassed emoji dances
You show this to someone when you see it in a video
Or when you have a ton of money and someone else is poor

Me:how much money you got?
Them: I got like hella money
Me:I got like 5 bucks

by Meme yapper January 15, 2026

Minnesota Money Shot

When a Chistofascist gets his face covered in silly string during a failed protest attempt in Minneapolis.

Did you hear about what happened to Jake?

Yeah, his protest was a flop and the locals gave him a silly string facial. It was a classic Minnesota Money Shot.

by KatrinaJade January 18, 2026

Hard Problem of Money

The problem of its intrinsic valuelessness. Money is a collective hallucination with no inherent worth (a paper dollar, a digital bit). Its value derives solely from the shared belief that others will accept it for goods and services. The hard problem is maintaining this fragile consensus, especially as money becomes increasingly abstracted (from gold to paper to digits to cryptocurrencies). The entire global economy rests on a confidence game. If that faith evaporates, the "value" vanishes instantly, revealing money as a pure social construct of trust—the most powerful and volatile fiction ever created.

Example: A central bank performs "quantitative easing"—it creates billions of dollars by electronically altering numbers in bank accounts. No new goods or services exist, but the money supply grows. If people believe this new money is "real," inflation may be controlled. If they lose faith, hyperinflation ensues. The hard problem: Money's value isn't in the paper or the number; it's in the shared psychology of a population. It's a story we all tell each other, and the economy is the act of everyone continuing to believe the plot. It works until, suddenly, it doesn't. Hard Problem of Money.

by Enkigal January 24, 2026

Hard Money Whore

A prostitute who is paid so little for services, she accepts coins rather than paper money.

Alternatively, a prostitute one views so lowly you would only pay her in coins.

That hard money whore on River street charges a quarter for an hour, so I gave her two dimes and a nickel.

by Pipiofftherails January 29, 2026

Theory of Constructed Money

The principle that money has no intrinsic value; its worth is a 100% collective agreement. A dollar bill is just fancy paper. Its power to command goods, labor, and loyalty comes solely from our shared trust in the system behind it—the government that issues it, the banks that manage it, and the community that accepts it. Money is a social technology, a ledger of trust made physical, and if that trust evaporates, it reverts to its material worth: zero.

Example: "I tried to buy coffee with a $20 bill from a board game. The barista rejected it, demonstrating the Theory of Constructed Money. My Monopoly money and the U.S. tender were equally green pieces of paper. The only difference was the collective faith in the U.S. Treasury's story. His faith was in the Federal Reserve's fiction, not the one from Parker Brothers."

by Abzu Land January 31, 2026

L Money's Royal Duty

This visual magnetism naturally leads to thoughts of his royal duties, specifically the perpetuation of his esteemed lineage. The fervent desire among his admirers is to pair him with a truly THICC mare, one who can match his robust vitality. The vision is clear: to witness him ride, not just for pleasure, but for the crucial act of procreation. This union, it is imagined, would lead to an overwhelming, perhaps even involuntary, release of his “royal batter”—an orgasm so intense and all-consuming that he would have “no choice in the insane orgasm.” The ultimate goal? For him to deliver the BIGGEST, WARMEST, & MOST FERTILE loads imaginable, thereby securing the next generation of champion Wonderbolts for the Kingdom of Equestria.

My, L Money's Royal Duty is BIG...

by PrinceLittleMoney January 31, 2026

Mr. Money

L Money the My Little Pony character.

Hi Mr. Money

by PrinceLittleMoney January 31, 2026