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Pretty Women Love Jesus

PWLJ is an abbreviation for Pretty Women Love Jesus and can be used when one female believer agrees with another
The gorgeous girl over there agrees with my statement. She is very pretty, pretty women love Jesus
by vcxa May 12, 2021
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Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad

He is very un intelligent but really smart. He's a nice person and he's autistic with us. He's short, Mexican, and says stuff out of no where
Im talking about the short Gabriel. You know, Gabriel Jesus Camacho Espinoza De La Santisima Trinidad.
by bruh idk. im not einstien December 5, 2023
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the holy jesus

for people into shit fetishes this ones for you after a long period of anal fucking a bird that had a bad case of the shits you stand and stretch like jesus on the cross then the girl still in the doggy position sprays you from head to foot in shit causing the holy jesus effect its a mix of holy shit and jesus
oh mighty god i pray to thee that you give this woman thy power to spray thee in feocal matter from thy head to thy foot therefore giving me thy power of the holy jesus
by anal*smear August 21, 2008
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Microscope Jesus

Durk Conerson is microscope jesus
by fffddddsssss December 17, 2021
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Jesus spizzim

When you cum and try to pullout, but Jesus said no. Jesus rizzim
Yo dude, I tried not to cum, but Jesus spizzim happened, what do I do?
by Kachowism August 11, 2024
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Jesus

A descprition of the youtuber charles white also known as penguinz0 and moistcr1tickal
he doesn't only look like jesus! he is jesus - fan joke in a youtube comment section
by minecraftkid183 January 13, 2021
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Jesus Cryst

something you say when you just farted and only your friend is laughing about the fart you just made and then everyone starts to laugh(or just u and friend) and its real funny-By Tyler Turnmeyer
"PPUGHH",from tylers butthole.
"Hahahahahahahha", forrest laugh to himself.
"Jesus Cryst mom," Tyler said with out laughing causing himself to laugh of the fart and the made up word.
by Tyler Turnmeyer December 24, 2008
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