American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024

North American Spotted Tailess Rat

Otherwise Known as Jake Kuhse. He's short has a spot on the back of his head and is dangerous if with other rats/squirrels. If seen please contact the Cross Country Team.

A North American Spotted Tailess rat is short, furry, spotted and dangerous, be careful.

by zachzach September 15, 2008

American Promise

n. A promise that's expressed by someone who doesn't fully realise the importance of keeping promises they make to someone else. This kind of promise is generally impossible to keep because the promiser has no influence or control over the situation whatsoever. Alternatively, these promises might get broken because the promiser, knowingly or otherwise, lacked the commitment or the know-how/energy/ability to fully see it through.

Derived from American (Hollywood) films and TV shows that contain characters, who make this kind of promise.

Examples of American promises:

1st Character: "Oh, no she's gonna die!"
2nd Characer: "No she's not. She's gonna live. I promise."

"I'll be there - I promise." Howard Langston (Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jingle All The Way), In response to his son, Jamie, asking him to make it to his Karate Class.

by eXDax July 1, 2008

American school

An american school, aka a shooting range, is where hillbillies go to test there aim.

"hey dude, do you want to go practice our aim with my new m16 i bought at target?"

"Ok, i will meet you at the shooting range... Wait nvm, we will meet at the american school."

by Oven whaleson November 6, 2021

american history x

a class to teach kids, who think they are badasses, that they are in fact not badass.

"man john is such a fuckboi i hope they stick his ass in american history x for first period this semester"

by Raoulduke69 January 17, 2024

American

-Formal~ An idiot, usually mispronouncing words of the English language.
-Informal~ An individual who lives in the USA and thinks it's safe.

Brit1-Oy mate! Have you seen that American over there?
Brit2-Aye. There a real wanker.

by This guy man... June 25, 2025

American High

A bunch of people bought a high school and decided to start a channel on YouTube, maybe TikTok and Reels idk, where they film short-form content about school in it. The owners are Hyde Healy, Aidan Micho, Julia Dicesare, Grace Reiter, and Ryan Micho. Everyone else is apparently too insignificant to be on the channel banner, although most 12-year-old girls go through a phase where they have a crush on Aidan Micho.

"wtf I started watching American High and now all that's in my feed are edits of Hyde Healy"

"College Life and Barely Adult are also good channels, go watch them"

by someone malignant March 26, 2025