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Potato

“Hey are you Nikita

“Do you mean potato?
“✨yausss✨“
✨YAUSSS✨

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by marthapotatobeauty June 5, 2021
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potato personality

Someone who's personality depends on who they're with, like how the potato tastes like when it's cooked with literally anything else.

Someone who don't have their own opinion but agrees and supports with anything the person next to him/her says.
Guy 1 : Capitalism is bad and is ruining our economy

Guy 2 : Totally! Americans are being a bad example to the world.

Guy 3 : You think communism is better? It's a bluff

Guy 2 : Exactly. American economy is the best.

( Guy 1 and 3 is annoyed by Guy 2 and they consider him as a potato personality)
by Darkxlayer June 10, 2021
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Potato

A fruit. It’s the root of all evil and can only be served after it’s gone through an official exorcism. You also need to the cut off the tentacles because they’re full of poison. The gif shown below is an example of an exorcism being preformed on a potato.
Friend: Hey could you pass me a potato?
You: Make sure you exorcise it first!
by ‘,;D June 16, 2021
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Potato

A Potato is the most POTATO-EST potato you would ever meet. EVER. Nobody is more POTATO than him. He is your BEST FRIEND and loves fighting people for no reason.
Guy1: Hey, Bro! You're such a Potato!
Guy2: *Emotional Sniff* Thanks, Bro...You're a potato too!
Guy1: POTATOES ARE THE BEST!
Farmer: I make Potatoes...
by Avada_Kedavra201263 August 25, 2024
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Potato Discount

When adding a product worth less than $2.99 makes your overall Amazon order cheaper.
Amazon has a $25 minimum for free overnight shipping — otherwise you have to pay $2.99 to get it shipped overnight. So if your subtotal is $22.01 - $24.99, you can add something cheap (such as a single potato) to push your cart over the limit and get it all for less than you'd have to pay with the overnight shipping fee.
I needed my order fast and didn’t want to pay $2.99 for overnight shipping, so I added a $0.69 potato to my cart. That Potato Discount saved me $2.56!
by Ghost Crow September 9, 2024
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Keyboard Couch potato

A keyboard warrior who is a stereotypical couch potato, who is more interested in tell you what to do rather than brushing the crumbs off, getting up of their ass and doing anything remotely appropriate to what they demand of you.
by ElmoOfFire November 16, 2024
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