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jetway jesus

The act of a person using a wheelchair to obtain early boarding on a (usually) Southwest Airlines flight, only to miraculously be cured and not require the wheelchair to deplane at the destination. The scourge of passengers who follow the rules because those passengers board first and take up the prime front seats. Quite common on flights to Florida.
We had eight Jetway Jesus passengers on our flight.
by Iureport March 27, 2024
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Jesus

our savior 🫶🏻✝️
“who is Jesus?”
Jesus Christ is our Lord and savior. He brings peace, love, and joy to those who love Him.”
by Jesus_is_Lord December 6, 2023
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jesus-legal

another way of saying you are 33 years old
It was Dans' birthday yesterday, he is now Jesus-legal
by Entity1002 March 1, 2022
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Jesus Christ Mohamed

A deliberate conjoining of two religious frontrunners' names in a single curse. Used in the same way as simply "Jesus Christ", usually to denote exasperation or dislike.
"Look man, the queue at the club is f--- long...!"
"Oh, Jesus Christ Mohamed!"
by dsx815 May 31, 2018
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Jesus

a carpenter that was praised for some reason from around the 20-30 AD
person 1 "you heard of jesus"
person 2 "the carpenter?"
person 1 "lol wut?"
by I understand logic March 15, 2021
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Jesus Dive

the term 'Jesus Dive' refers to a particular type of dive in swimming, It involves spreading your arms out at a 90 degree angle to your body, diving off the block, tilting approximately 160 degrees forward then joining your arms above your head at the last second
by djob9601 August 16, 2015
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