Chris M

Someone who smells great, wears a big cock everyday and loves to smoke that herb

Damn Chris M, not only are you big wooded. You be making that pot smell bless

by MacDaddy2023 October 10, 2023

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Chris McCourted

Borrowing money and never paying it back

Has he still not payed you back yet mate.
No

you've been Chris McCourted

by pay back time February 17, 2019

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Mary and Chris

The literal definition of soulmates.

I mean seriously, they’re similar enough that they always have something to talk about, but different enough so that they can learn new things from each other.

They have dumb arguments jokingly, and end up laughing. All they do is tease each other about anything and everything!

Though Mary and Chris get on each other’s nerves, they make each other happy, and that’s enough for them.

Guy 1: Did you see Mary and Chris? They look like a great couple!
Guy 2: Oh really? I just saw them yelling at each other in an empty classroom!
Girl 1: That’s Mary and Chris for you!

Girl 2: One second they’re screaming at each other, the next they’re making out!

by entercreativepseudonymhere January 22, 2021

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