Shitty Titty

When you take a big dump on your girlfriends chest and then proceed to squish it in between her tits.

I gave my girlfriend the shitty titty last night, it was messy.

by Mortariontyphus April 27, 2019

titties

The big badonkadonks on a womans breast where milk cums out of

mommy you have big titties

by Thatguythathatesshazza August 23, 2022

Titty rain

ridiculous and succulent nipple and breast shaped heavy rain.

John: Did you go outside during this storm?

Steve: Yeah, bomb titty rain coming down.

by llovodoji March 13, 2011

angry titties

Breasts that are so saggy or otherwise visually displeasing that the spectator becomes enraged from the mere sight of them.

I finally got to see Miranda topless and that bitch got some angry titties. I just punched the wall and stormed outta there!

by Virldeen Vulpes Vulpes August 9, 2018

Titty tickling

1. To stoke just the nipples to make fun of their size
2. To upset someone by doing something annoying

John won't stop playing the same music over and over again. It's really titty tickling.

by Cargirls July 24, 2017

Hangy Titty

Of or pertaing to the very large, saggy and pepperonied nippled breasts, usually middle aged African American women.

"I could only imagine what all that yo yo dieting has done to Oprahs boobs, shes probably got the hangy titty"

by arrrwood April 2, 2011

Car Wash Titties

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.

Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.

by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023