Michael

Seggsy ah man that lives in quandale dingle hole, he is a sussy baka that likes bakas up his hole

Damn Michael likes it in the hole, like hole in one

by Santiago Patino June 10, 2022

michael salami

Michael Salami. the most handsome and most beautiful man you’ll ever see. He is so tall with curly hair and it’s so amazing. Having a michael salami in ur life is js amazing 😻😻😻

Look at Michael Salami. He’s so fine.

by Ashley Yepez May 25, 2023

Michael Milk'em

The infamous effeminate-featured junk-bond swindler from the '80's who selfishly viewed his investors as merely bountiful dairy-cows waiting to be gluttonously guzzled from.

Michael Milk'em squeezed and drained his investors dry, and then good ol' Bernie "made off" with the ill-gotten "liquid assets".

by QuacksO July 14, 2018

Michael Jackson

The King of Pop, a legend, and overall a funny and sweet person who helped children in need

“i just saw Michael Jackson! “
“he’s such a nice person! “

by GaroldineFatima November 7, 2021

Michael Jackson

A man who looks like Muzan Kibutsuji

-Is that Michael Jackson?
-No that's Muzan Kibutsuji

by dash0926playz July 5, 2022

Michael

He's barely on social media yet funny and smart irl, he is very proud of himself as he should be due to achievements he had. Someone called Michael can also be quite insecure but refuses to show it and covers it up with pride and his ego. Michael can be both the nicest and meanest person you know. Michael can also be a perfectionist and hates losing, tries his hardest whether it's to ace a text or even just win an argument.

Damn it's weird that Michael forgot to do his homework. I mean it's MICHAEL we're talking about

by Some1aroundtheCORNER2019 August 24, 2022

Michael

Great guy lovable and hot at and also me

Michael is so cute

by Pikachumpe January 1, 2021