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Man Boss

Words to describe a pseudo-woman that looks like a man/horse combo and is your boss.
Man, (insert name here) is a Man-Boss!
by Nathan December 22, 2003
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wing manning

The action in which a bro finds another bro a woman or a man. (depending on which the other bro wants)
you see that chick? I'm wing manning you right now.
by The Brosky October 23, 2013
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man flops

the term for flip flops when they are worn by men
Eww gross, that guy has man flops on!!!!!
by fuckinmug April 25, 2008
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man melons

The big, juicy tits of a fat man.
That guy should not be running with those man melons
by myphoneisagalaxys4:) May 4, 2015
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pick man

1. A man who intercepts things; a pick in football
2. Someone who will steal things he doesn't receive
3. Someone who climbs things
4. Someone with a functional penis
Def 1."Yo, dude , that police officer is a real pick man. He intercepted that innocent latino's drugs on the Arizona border
Def 2. "Hey guy, that dumbass pick man just took the Christmas present I was going to give him a week early. What a water fucker.
Def 3. "Yo homie , that pick man be climbin' the wall from the police.
Def 4. "Hey dawg , that pick man better back off from that girl or we might have to step in.
by Memeblaze February 15, 2018
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man pad

Wad of toilet paper or tissues tucked into the crack of your ass in order to reduce the incidence of chafing, of "chapped qwak".
Dude, I've got to go to the head for a second. Feels like my man pad needs changing.
by Rug Warriors December 16, 2009
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Man Laws

A list of unspoken rules amongst males that maintain functional order, and hierarchy similar to Girl Code.
Man laws a list of f unspoken rules amongst natural born males
Man Law dictates you don't use the middle urinal unless you're a child, elderly or desperate.
Man Law dictates you don't circle relationships even if they are dying due to drama or multiple break-ups. You wait a mandatory 7 days to make your move unless granted special permissions.
Man Law dictates that a true wing man never blocks a fellow man from flirting but stands on the peripheral to save him from trouble.
Man law dictates that players (non-monogamous males) make their intentions clear to every perspective female or be deemed as bad as dead beat dad's.
Man Law dictates that being a dead beat dad is a crime against children, women and authentic masculinity.
by Truthbomber207 June 20, 2021
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