Poo-ficient

An adjective describing one who poos efficiently. ie one-wiper

"Wow, he was only in there for a minute. He's very poo-ficient!"

by Mr. Poo-ficient May 18, 2014

Poo face

it’s a very offensive term in UK slang used by “roadmen”.

You’re such a poo face!
Don’t be such a poo face!
Poo face !

He’s such a poo face isn’t he ?!

by oscarrrrrrrrr August 14, 2020

Tactical poo

Tactical poo-

Is taken when one has a urge but not urgent one to shit, but due to work, commitments or anything that comes in the future minutes to hours to interfere with this sacred time: one then go’s to do a tactical shit.

Kenny “fuckk I kinda gotta shit but it’s not cooked and ready..”

Sussie “..we are paramedics Kenny, do a tactical poo now, in case we have a job come up..”

by GuNs LoVa May 19, 2024

pee pee poo poo

Minecraft pig killed by a splash potion of gfuel

I really do miss pee pee poo poo

by Gfuel Lord 69420 July 16, 2020

Poo

Human Excrete

I made defined the word poo because I already am running out of Ideas already.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

Pooing against the tree

Wasting time and effort over something in a way that makes you look foolish, particularly if your efforts were to improve something or show off to friends/family/colleagues.
It can also mean that you've wasted time trying to improve something, while you're instead making more of a mess than was there beforehand.

"We thought we were being clever by activating this new function in the program, but instead we were just pooing against the tree"

by JohnJohnJurts August 9, 2021

poo

How curly hair fanatics call shampoo

I've been no-poo for 1 week

by nopoo May 6, 2019