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Tuscaloosa Triple Play

In it's modern incarnation, the Tuscaloosa Triple Play is nothing more than a good night with a lady, giving it to her in all three holes, hence the "triple play". This speaks to the standard of mediocrity strived for by the current generation; nobody wants to work for anything anymore and do it right. If they can't do something, they merely change the requirements to something more attainable and celebrate that in triumph. It's the "everybody gets a ribbon" generation. For those looking to turn the original Tuscaloosa Triple Play, they'll have their work cut out for them. It's still dipping your wick in three different orifices, giver's choice, but on three different targets: Woman, Man, and Animal. Only the brave save the oral for the animal.
I went to see my friend the other day and his mom stopped by with the cutest little basset hound that was giving me the eyes. When all was said and done I had turned a Tuscaloosa Triple Play
by dmacrae80 February 28, 2013
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An iconic line from a funny korean man in a funny korean show.
Dude from the X side: I've played these games before! I said I played these games before. I knew about the first games because I've already done it!
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Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option
Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro
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meme play

It is a form of modern electronic foreplay. Where People send sexual memes back in forth that are typically funny but maybe spicy (sexual) in nature and that one cannot normally say to one another while still getting to know one another.
I haven't heard from her in awhile all and out of the blue she started up an intense meme play session. She sent me "This could be us but you're playing"
by james reason December 11, 2023
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Swift Play

A person who does thing in a swift playing motion.
Hey you see that milf? I'm gonna swift play fuck that milf's pussy today.
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Playing Popsicle

Guy: "Dude, she was playing popsicle half the night."
by siktrik January 10, 2022
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