Person 37

Person 37 is the rival of Person 33's time travel nonsense

Person 33:bye im going to 1969
Person 37: HELL NAW
Person 37: YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT BUDDY
*Person 33 already time traveled to 1969*
Person 37: oh gosh...
*timeline breaks*
ESAELP em pleH :73 nosreP
*timeline breaks again*
Poo-poo face №37: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! THATS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poo-poo face №37: im calling PERSON 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*timeline shifts back into normal because of someone*
[phone] (this is not real)
Person 37: Hey pal, wazzup?
Person 32: Nothing much, just fixed a broken timeline
*timeline breaks again again*
type 37 diabetes: Oh no...
Person 32: What happened?
type 37 diabetes: our timeline broke again
*Person 32 fixes the timeline again*
Person 37: im pretty sure that we don't have much longer if this keeps happening
Person 32: I just need to know who does this
Person 37: It's Person 33.
Person 32: alr gtg cya gotta give him a beating lmao bye
*0.01492537313432814925373134328149253731343281492537313432814925373134328 microseconds later*
Person 33: H̡̝͓̙̲͂̿̓̓̕͢͞Ẽ̘̠̍L̨̦̲̙͉̀͆͊́͝P̨̮̳̳̝͎̍͗̉̆̆͘ ̧̨̫͎̩̯̇͛͛͒͋͠M̱̱͕͍͍͙̗̻͉͙̫̖̖̀̃̍́̊̈́̌̌͊͂͂͞͞E̹̞̦̟̙̫͕̼̱͈̎̀͆͛̄͊͛̐͂͞
Person 37: Perfect.
Person 32: S̯̦͐͗T̖̍Ơ̭͂͜P͈̺̿͗ ͇́B̭̓R̹͇̓̔Ê̢͇̲͇̫̿͑̆̐À̡̬͔͕̿̽͑K̦̯̱̎̇̓͠ͅI͈͆N̢̘͍͓̒͊́̕͡ͅG̺̅ ̧̛̜̒T̙̻̈̽Ḩ̩̿̚E̡̳̻͕̍́́̃ ̗͙̯̆͑̕T̡̞̍͌IḾ̫͇͕̈̀Ẻ̙̹̗͓̍̔̓L͈̙̹͈̋̉̈̇͜͡IN̖̯̠̓̆̀E ̜̤͌̊À̺̗̖̹̓͊́Ş̤̳̞̾̓͛̆S̗͙̳͆͛͠HO̩̾͘͜LË̪̮̘͑͛́͜

by The person creator December 16, 2025

One-Star Person

The opposite of a Five-Star rating. As often used for a hotel or restaurant, etc.. One-star is the lowest rating on the scale. Except this applies to people.

Do you see that one-star person checking in to the hotel with Walmart bag "luggage"?

by TheBirdee December 17, 2025

Person 67

the most brainrotted person. never use this im begging

Person 67: 6767 MANGO MANGO TS SO TUFF BOIIII
Person 1: what the actual fuck

by 520real December 17, 2025

The person named joe

The person named joe is a person who has the ability to be hidden. The person named joe is impossible to find as people believe to be able to cross through worlds. Some people said they saw someone teleport into this planet. The people say they saw the person with a name tag with the name joe. Some say myth some say true but.... I think that it is a myth.

Agent: Have you seen The person named joe?
Me: No
Agent: He's Clear.

by The all knowing Potato April 2, 2024

Astrophile Person

A person That Has a obsession or passionate with the universe and everything that exist beyond it, they find a deep love in space, and things within it.

dan:"Yo jack, what's your girl doing looking at the sky?"
Jack:"eh... idk, Bae wyd?"
fifi (gf):"Nothingggg"
Dan: "yo fifi you are such a astrophile Person!"

by Thatgirlthatlovespacee April 5, 2024

3rd Person Shooter

The opposite of a 1st person shooter. To play a 1PS, you have to have good aim and skill that is unbeatable, however a 3PS is someone who’s absolutely dog shit and can’t match their competitors unless it was a challenge of being dog shit.

Someone: Hey, did you hear Drake’s song? 1st person shooter, I mean.
Someone based: Yeah, but that nigga is a 3rd person shooter. He sucks!

by cothen April 7, 2024

Pharisaical Personality Syndrome

A toxic personality style characterized by excessive pride in one's own virtue, a lack of empathy for the moral struggles of others, self-righteousness, hypocrisy, and a holier-than-thou attitude.

Corrupt church officials such as pastors and elders can have Pharisaical Personality Syndrome.

by Dark Hood April 7, 2024