sparkle cookie

to not be like joe. one who has whimsy and joy in all their cookiness. truly a menarchal cookie.

"WOW! You are such a sparkle cookie with all of your whimsy."

by twelvii February 3, 2026

Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.

Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?

by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026

Crumbl cookies

Cookies that are packed up with excessive frosting and sugar that drown out the flavoring, 2000 calories and 12 pints of suffering. Consumers can get side effects, like obesity, diabetes, and even an addiction to this product.

Jen: OH FUCK! are these miniature Dubai Chocolate Crumbl cookies making me fat?
Mark: I mean their main ingredient is diabetes

by pissandshitcocktail February 4, 2026

Beef cookie

A verb referring to a swoll coochie, with extra large beef curtains.

Or a fancy stripper name.

I got into the VIP at the strip club and was grossed out when my stripper revealed her beef cookie. It was so angry!!! I'm gay now.

by Beef cookie February 7, 2026

Rookie Cookie

A person who is playing ookie cookie for the first time. Sadly the rookie cookie always has to be the one to eat the cookie.

David is a rookie cookie so when we get together we get together he will be automatically eating the cookie.

by ScottyBeamer February 13, 2025

Goon cookie

A soft goon gangster or a soft thug. When a girl look like she’s mean but she have a good heart

POV friend how it’s going with that girl you talking to she looks really mean I would be scared to talk to her.
POV me everything good. she a real goon cookie

by ilovecloudgod February 16, 2025

Snookie Cookie

In South African English slang, a vulgar and often pejorative term referring to a female with genitalia which smells of fish (i.e. where 'Snookie' means 'as or like a Snook' - a common South African fish species - and 'cookie,' which is a common English slang term for a woman's vagina); the unclean and/or dirty genitalia of a particularly promiscuous female.

"Ah bru, howsit with Katjie?"

"No good China. She's got a snookie cookie!"

by KaizerJose April 8, 2025