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boner

when a mans penis becomes hard while looking at something he thinks is sexy or related to pornographic content
he got a boner while showing his presentation in class
by stankyidiot69 October 27, 2019
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boner snorkel

A snorkel that is used by your boner. Only useable if you have the ability to breathe out of you penis.
by 210249 April 21, 2018
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sweet boners dude

Something truly awesome, unexpected, epic, life-changing, fantastic or truly quality.
I found an un-opened slim jim on the side walk!!! Fuckin sweet boners dude!!!
by mrbluestorytrue November 18, 2015
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boner army

The groups of young men that follow popular influencers because of the raging boners they get from the pictures they post online. Phrase created by the Drew and Mike podcast.
Livy Dunne has such a huge boner army following her around she doesn’t feel safe going to class anymore.
by GetSchwifty19556 August 31, 2023
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boner subs

When your in subway, ask for a Boner Sub. A boner sub is a hard dick inside toasty buns. That's why it's my favorite thing to get topped with Mayo.
I can't wait to get my favorite boner sub from subway so I can take it home for delicious and messy results. Boner subs are the best!
by Happy 2.0.1.4 January 8, 2017
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text boner

Noun. When someone is excited in a message or in their writing and they show their excitement in all caps.
Example of a text boner: OMFG IM SO EXCITED FOR THIS WEEKED!!!
by Bayra Diamond October 28, 2013
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boner scratch

having your boner ruffled and gyrated upon by another human in some fashion, in a way that satisfies a pre-existing desire, typically accomplished through grinding.
Bro, think that girl will give me the 'ol boner scratch?
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