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anal dwelling butt monkey

A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.
1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.
by Jump4h July 15, 2008
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anal dip shit

anal dip shit means that u r and anal (ass hole) and a dip shit at that same time
(there is no point of saying it just say dip shit
lol
by daniel May 13, 2005
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Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey

A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.
Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.
by CHRISxxCROSS January 5, 2009
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An unknown object that is forcibly driven inside of a person's anus
Me: I just asked what you jammed up my ass so I could tell the doctor in the emergency room.
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon
by Charlie Badass February 22, 2021
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Mexican taco anal feedback

When you take a shit and it comes out like a sinker, but feels like a river.
Bro I just had the spiciest chicken wings. They gave me mexican taco anal feedback.
by Sqsquasher October 14, 2011
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anal dwelling butt monkey

The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.
Is that an arm coming out of you ass? HOLY SHIT!! IT'S AN ANAL DWELLING BUTT MONKEY!
by neverknew December 21, 2008
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