A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.
1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.
by Jump4h July 15, 2008

anal dip shit means that u r and anal (ass hole) and a dip shit at that same time
(there is no point of saying it just say dip shit
lol
(there is no point of saying it just say dip shit
lol
by daniel May 13, 2005

by CHRISxxCROSS January 5, 2009

Me: I just asked what you jammed up my ass so I could tell the doctor in the emergency room.
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon
by Charlie Badass February 22, 2021

by Dark Mousy December 8, 2007

by Sqsquasher October 14, 2011

The poor, sad primate that has been tricked or forced into one's rectal cavity. It is very common for the monkey to reside in to sphincter for up to three weeks before voluntarily coming out.
by neverknew December 21, 2008
