mashed potato baddie

A girl whose sole occupation consists of expertly mashing spuds day in and day out, turning the humble tuber into a work of culinary art!

Chef 1: "Who's on the mashed potato baddie duty tonight?"
Chef 2: "I did it yesterday, so it's your turn today!"
Chef 1: "Fair enough, I'll be the mashed potato baddie today and whip up a batch that'll have everyone begging for seconds."

by BeanieBenny February 16, 2024

tickle potato

When yo dick so stout and plump it looks like a potato and baby girl sees it for the first time she too scared to do anything but tickle it

John: hey girl what do you think of my dong?

Ashleigh: it's such a..... tickle potato!

by Eieiooo5 April 25, 2017

Potato Corner Leader

I AM THE POTATO CORNER LEADER, I CONTROL ALL POTATO CORNER FRIES AND SPREADS MY RELIGION OF POTATO CORNER

ONLY I AM THE POTATO CORNER LEADER

by njdskjfndsjfnds November 17, 2022

Potato

Big thick hot rat

i licked a potato

by RatRATes.fcvlnsdvdcs March 31, 2022

potato pink

what you say to someone after they say something stupid

a:"can elephants fly?"
b:"potato pink"

by yasmine rose October 13, 2008

Trish potatoes

A mean nice person. Loves potatoes. Xiao simp. WE LOVE ENZO😍 not really energetic but yeah it's ok

Trish potatoes is good friend sometimes bad. We have our bad times. Trish Is a girl that is not caring at first but can be caring sometimes. It depends on her mood. Out of all she is nice today

by Kuniscara March 23, 2022

potato

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.

-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.

by potato1109 February 4, 2025