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David

david lacks a sense of humor and is shorter than Cindy.
OMG David is shorter than Cindy by 100 mm!
by tallerthandavid February 6, 2022
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David-chan

The best waifu you can ever imagine
Oh david-chan is so kawaii
by Vemidse August 27, 2019
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Jackson David

A one legged fuck boy. Drinks one beer and is drunk. Uses daddy’s money to buy cars and car parts. Plays Xbox nakedly while smelling like shit, shower boy
That Jackson David is a bitch. Just got a car from daddy
by Dumbnig October 25, 2019
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Shirin David

A German singer-songwriter and rapper, born by the name of Barbara Shirin Davidačius in Lithuania, who has topped the German charts 5 times. She made some of the best songs of all time like "be a hoe/break a hoe" or "ich darf das".

Her parents are from Iran and Lithuania. Besides that, she outsold your fave aaand she's probably the best person to ever walk on German ground and she'll be considered a legend by the age of 40.
"I heard Shirin David is releasing a new album next year."

- " OH MY F***ING GOD I'M GONNA FAINT"
by WheneverUCall March 3, 2022
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David

A David is a trickster. Dont believe anything he says. Probably rapes children.
This is about David Bazuki.
by FemboyFur777 August 29, 2025
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David

David, what an extra guy. Extra-vert, extraordinary, extravagant, extra lovable.
David always cheers you up, never down. The only down things about him are the buttons of his shirt during a party.

Not only is he so lovable, he is an artist as he paints your soul with his love and affection. Being a David means always seeing the best in people.

He may be stubborn and opinionated, but David is on a life long quest to open his mind hence listening to people’s views and opinions of the world. He is not afraid to speak his mind and we love him for it.

Everyone loves David, especially the ladies as he swoops them off their feet with pick up lines as smooth as a baby’ butt. David is a love making, high performance sex machine and blesses all the lucky girls that find a way in his bed
“How was the sex last night?” “It was good, but he wasn’t David “
by blueeyesthickthicthighs November 22, 2021
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David

Most likely to have short enough hair to look like a recovering cancer patient, but is also athletic to the point where he can run and jump faster and higher than any human alive
Did you hear? David just jumped the border!
by DemureKrosis January 6, 2023
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