Chris Kutyla

Chris Kutyla is a big NPC who gets no women.

"Look at that big Chris Kutyla over there."
"OMG he's a big Chris Kutyla!"

by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022

Chris Neville

Person who goes up a lot of money in the first few hands in poker that bets an absurd amount of money to price out his competitors.

Yo gurt your being mad Chris Neville right now.

Gurt: Im gonna bet if I have a good hand

You do not have a good hand gurt

Gurt: :(

by Michael Glen June 9, 2025

chris

loves eating ass

chris loves eating peoples ass

by bootyluvur November 24, 2021

chris

big headed freak

he a chris

by Lilsmok2019 July 26, 2023

Chris Fischetti Jr.

People with this name are normally fucking retarded, and suck dick at FIFA

Hey, did you hear about that kid, Chris Fischetti Jr.? Basically he’s a fucking retard.

by Bobby Boberson November 9, 2019

Chris Grayling

failing fail

How's that new gym routine going? Have you got the hang of it now... "Ahhh mate, massively Chris Grayling on that front bruv."

by IAmMeeeee October 8, 2018

Chris

Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.

Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”

by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021