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Your ancestor a pancestor

Worse than your mum gay, your dad lesbian, your granny a tranny and your grandpap a trap combined
“Your mom gay”
“No u”

Your dad lesbian
Your granny a tranny
Your grandpap a trap!”
“WELL YOUR ANCESTOR A PANCESTOR!”
Entire family line is erased from existence
by Contractcloser April 6, 2018
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your ass is itchy

When you want to let someone know that you think they are full of shit; or they are wrong and/ or lying
Person 1: “My girlfriends a model. My mom loves her! She’s so sweet & beautiful!
Person 2: “No way! When has your mom met her? When have you met her? you always talk about her but none of us have ever met her. You haven’t even met her! We’ve all only seen the same picture again & again.

Person 1: “no, we met um, ah, last month’” “ she’s just always out of state since, you know, she’s a model”
Person 2: haha dude, no way! Quit lying! Your ass is itchy!
by DCH_23 May 16, 2018
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Show your work

Something math teachers ask you to do when they have nothing better to do and want to fill up their lesson with busy work in case the principal walks in.
"Don't forget to show your work."

"Why, though? The problem is 1+1..."

"Always show your work, no matter how useless it is, children. It will secure you a slot at your dream college."
by Moon Worshiper August 29, 2022
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Your average idiot

An average, idiotic, user that has a knack for not listening. Also sucks at games but plays anyway.
Your average idiot is stuuupid!
by Youraverageidiot November 16, 2022
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up yours nigger

Up yours nigger is a line that was said by the greatest grandma in history from the movie Blazing Saddles
Sheriff: Good morning ma'am ain't it a lovely morning
Greatest grandma: Up yours nigger {walks away salty}
~later~
Greatest grandma: good evening sheriff! Sorry about the up yours nigger. I hope this apple pie is a small thank you for your ingenuity ang courage for beating that horrible Mongo (PS mongo is a awesome character to and remember Mongo straight)
Sheriff: thank you good night
Greatest grandma: of course you'll have the good taste not to mention that I spoke to you
Sheriff: of course good night
by HamsterInAirfryer September 30, 2022
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shit your shot

Person 1: Did you just shit your shot with Emily?
Person 2: Yeah.
by Half Unus Half Annus December 22, 2021
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your socks are untied

basically a stupid ass thing that people say to each other in school to make another person think their shoes are untied but they say socks instead.
douche: excuse me, your socks are untied.

moron ass bitch: *looks down at shoes*
by kdkktnen March 25, 2022
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