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National Slap an Idiot Day 

On March 7th, it’s National slap an idiot day! This means you can slap any and all idiots that exist.
Guy 1: Owwww Why did you slap me?
Guy 2: It’s National Slap an Idiot Day!
Related Words

Invisble Monkey Slap 

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

sprinkler system slap 

As u are getting head from ur gf, a random girl, or ........other... as ur moment of truth comes to put the creamer in the coffee let her kno its time and whip ur tower of power all over the place while smacking her in the face at the same time
as the man was getting his rim job of doom he whipped his monkey out of its cave did a full 360 spin and preformed a sprinkler system slap all over his womans face!!! wat a boss :D

peanut butter bitch slap

Stick your penis in a jar of peanut butter, then slap her in the face with those nutty nuts.
I gave a peanut butter bitch slap toEsther, and she licked it off.

cyber slap 

a signal used on AIM or other internet messaging services to initiate in a virtual "high five," usually used as a congratulatory statement.
Rick: lol we pwnt that shit
Carlos: Yea dude CYBER SLAP
cyber slap by Pagliasaurus Rex December 16, 2008

cooter slap

This is when a chick puts her cooter on your foarhead as an insult. It is similar to T-bagging
She cooter slapped him to embarres him
cooter slap by sexscandelous January 1, 2009