Simp Sesh

You will be in a simp sesh if it’s over 2 hours and leave the boys for over 2 hours. If this lasts during September and/or over 1 day streight then you are a big simp and you are foolish (Aidan S)

ITS BEEN 2 HOURS AND ITS STILL SEPTEMBER YK WHAT THIS MEANS YOU ARE IN A SIMP SESH

by MaxTheSimpProtector September 12, 2020

Simp

Short for "simple" or "simpleton", referring mainly to weak-willed, empty headed men who are the primary demographic for Internet e-girls and thots.

He's sending money to some ASMR girl who replies to his comments. He says she's a queen and he's in love. Doesn't take much to turn him into a simp.

by Cephalopod Delivery February 7, 2024

Simp

A man that is usually named Eliott

Eliott is a simp

by Chay ❤️ July 15, 2021

Simp

Somebody who doesn't respect him/herself to be with somebody

Chiara's Boyfriend is such a simp. She has cheated multiple times and he is still with her.

by Dokik January 3, 2022

Simp

Oliver Teggart

"Who's a simp?"
"Oliver Teggart"

by noahtrademark September 24, 2020

Simp

A term used to describe a man who values women over himself; Thus, unwittingly contributing to the overinflated ego of some women and undermining himself and other men through cascading socioeconomic effects in a desperate effort to gain favor from women, especially those that would never reciprocate his efforts.

He's a simp for every woman he sees because he has no self-worth.

by Pseudonamic October 17, 2022

Simp

A person who constantly tries to please someone else, usually a girl but doesn't achieve what he wants.

Thom Simpleton: Bro u a Simp, still trying with that girl?

Raul Pimpleton: Ain't a Simp like you I got to what I wanted with her.

by DuckIsSimpMaster August 11, 2020