duck penis

To twist a mans erect penis in a corkscrew motion until he orgasms using both hands with only the head inserted in the twisters mouth. Similar to wringing a wet towel with both hands.

She gave him a duck penis and he immediately shot his load.

by T S D c February 5, 2017

penis captain

one who is captain of their own, or a fleet of penis.

That salty sailor is one hell of a penis captain

by penis flock o plinco penis March 8, 2011

xander's penis

really big 👍

Xander's penis is reeeeallly big

by definitely not xander October 4, 2021

My penis

Bigger than yours

Seriously my penis is hig, IT'S OVER AN INCH

by Plane Jewus October 7, 2021

penis in the castle

A penis that lives and rules over a castle and a kingdom, whose main goal is to slay the vaginas in caves that terrorize the citizens of his kingdom. The first such penis appeared in Britain in 1543, when the great King Asshole left his kingdom in the hands of his grandson, the Penis, instead of his son, the Taint. The penis then successfully fought off the French army, thus creating the legend that we revere to this day.

All bow before the great penis in the castle.

by George Swealey March 19, 2008

penis people

people who have penises everywhere growing on there body

look at that guy he has penises all over him and so does his wife, there penis people

by K.A.L.E June 23, 2011

penis pop

when you get hit on/or fall on your penis resulting in a very painful reaction and some funny looks

dude today in lunch i got a penis pop

by spying cow October 18, 2006