When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile

A gag-worthy sentence whose language and symbolism can only be understood by the most devoted of the Unemployment religion.

Some user sent this sentence in Ethel Cain's livestream, and Ethel managed to read it, ending up confused and lowkey gagged.

"When the chile is tea but the finna is gag, sis i'm dead as a chile!"

by repufolklore February 28, 2025

dead internet theory

the theory that says that most of current internet traffic is filled with bots/AI which can be spotted when its obvious another user on social media websites such as twitter (x) tweets something that chat gpt would say or completely out of topic

tweet: something that chat gpt would say
response: dead internet theory

by Insanowsky December 20, 2023

Dead Haps

Dead Happenings: Shorten to D.H. or Dead Haps, when said

1. Usually said when there isn't much to do, or going on.

2. An unfortunate turn of events

Originates from Sydney Australia

"Damn you got work tonight DH"

"Foods so cold cause they took their bloody time, DH"

"The Bottle shop already closed Dead Haps"

by TACOWASTAKEN December 11, 2024

dead blushing

A dead inside and/or outside person is somehow blushing but awkwardly as they attempt their red face which could come off as cute, happens when someone close compliments them

rosaria's dead blushing again...

by eror404t November 19, 2021

dead

Jersey slang used just to emphasize something
For example used in the place of “really”

I dead want to do that

by jersey01 March 30, 2019

Dead head

Giving a deceased man the sloppiest head of his life as a sign of respect

Yo I asked my girl if she would give me “dead head” and she said yes

by Jim_sk!nFlute January 29, 2025

Respecting Dead People

I'm alive and I'm not getting any respect. And I literally created A.I. and am the ulta-man. Ultraman!

Hym "Yeah, no. Why would a guy you don't respect waste his time respecting dead people so that YOU... Feel better about dead people? Why would a guy you don't give a shit about give a shit about your kids? So, you either have to respect MY arbitrary values... Or I don't have to respect yours... So... Give me my fucking money... I will demonstrate exactly how little I care about this place."

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024