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hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
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Car

Wow that's an Awesome Car
by SikKidd81 September 3, 2018
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I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case
Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you
by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022
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Car whiner

A car whiner is usually found on Reddit (mainly r/UrbanHell)
Car whiners constantly complain about american architecture, specifically the interstate system. They always complain about how cars are bad for everyone and love liberal cities such as Seattle or Toronto for using public transit
Man 1: I hate cars, public transit 4 life
Man 2: Public transit is dirty and filled with homeless people, stfu Car whiner
by Kim Jong-Ill January 2, 2021
mugGet the Car whinermug.

Car

You insert your dick into it's pipe and this acts as a condom for the women in side if she turns the car on that is now called a sausage cooker
I car(Ed) that lady last night

What happened

She turned it on
by That guy in the sewers February 14, 2020
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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025
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Yoda car

The "yoda car" involves two people who are stripped naked and tied to the front of a two cars (one male and one female). The two cars collide at very fast speeds. this continues until ejactulation.
Mechanic:"what happened to your truck"

Me: "i got a lil freaky last night and tried the "yoda car"
by Orangutanmaestro November 28, 2024
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