"What is that weird noise in the other room?" Susie said nervously.
"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
"Oh that? That's Minh, he's making a hand sandwich."
by NyanMax June 8, 2015

by Stick licker March 8, 2024

I was driving on bald tires, but when I thought of the words "I'm planning on making a new fortune blue Mustang 5.0 liter", I rejoice!
by Matthew John Zappala January 26, 2025

by Dboyflores March 21, 2025

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Him: “ I’m going to make you feel like the most special thing for three weeks”
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
Her: “wow I really like him let me express how I feel”
Him: “ yeah jk I lied I’m going to be so dry with you and once you start being dry back imma say small things that get your attention and make you feel special, then be dry again over and over and over”
Her: “ you make me crazy “
by To much💋 March 28, 2024

by miriana68 December 7, 2022
