Pear Hair

A form of guy's bed head. A colic that sticks up and can't be combed down without hair gel or an excessive amount of water.

Hey man, I won't leave my house until I get rid if this pear hair I woke up with this morning. Before I do that, I have to find my hair gel

by Freckle Duncanschnuter September 23, 2014

my hair it dont move

my hair doesnt move

my hair it dont move; bald headed big back ass bitch

by myyyyyyayyyy July 3, 2023

rats with hair

Squirrels

Do not feed the rats with hair.

by babypiratesnapchat2 November 27, 2024

matted hair

Matted hair is when your hair gets so fucking tangled that it looks like lumps of hair on your head, it can also look like your hair is super wet and icky.

"Man that kid needs to cut their hair, it's so matted and no one wants MATTED HAIR

by Who resembles God April 6, 2021

Hair Sissy

One whom simply cannot bare the very thought of tangled, messy, or even slightly unkempt hair.

Stop threatening me with a hair-cut! You're being such a hair sissy about this!

by Lieutenant Salt March 20, 2019

monkey hair tickler

someone who likes to pluck hairs out of a monkey and tickle them with it who happens to be very ugly

Stacy: did you see Kendi today? And what she posted on her story ugh she's such a monkey hair tickler *eye roll*

Kendi: wait hold up, that's my name..

the rest of the group: oop

Kendi: why are you talking shit, Stacy? it's not my fault your bf cheated on you with Kendra

the rest of the group: OOOO

Stacy: oh don't even, we all know you're just jealous because no one likes you, not even our group likes you. You have no friends and everyone knows it

Kendi: you know what ? Fuck you

*they fight and Kendi gets jumped by the group and gets her ass beat to a poulp*

btw follow my insta : pe4ceisup

by peacein.it.my.way June 20, 2024

noisy hair

a person has noisy hair if they are from epsom and have mousy brown hair. bonus points if they have two parents present in their home lives. the hair could originally be described as mousy brown, but becomes noisy brown when they start talking shit about people and gossiping.

person a: this girl from epsom keeps saying she has blonde hair, but it’s actually mousy brown
person b: nah, it’s noisy hair now. she snaked on my girlfriend even after she swore she wouldn’t tell anyone

by bettyinacardigan August 28, 2021