facebooking

facebooking is when using facebook for EXTREMELY long amounts of time
and/or never get off facebook

"hey is such a facebooker he never gets off facebook"
"yeah i know he is facebooking all the time"

by instagramer June 2, 2014

Facebooking

(v). To use personal knowledge, info, trust, or other uncomfortable means to coerce an audience into reluctantly accepting a narrative.

Zucc: Strangers on the internet are bad. The future is Groups, the internet is the new living room.
Me: Mark, stop Facebooking me.

Zucc: Facebook is and always has been a privacy company.
Silicon Valley: Bro is he Facebooking us again? They've been selling our data to the highest bidder to years.

Zucc: TikTok is almost like the Explore Tab we have on Instagram.
Everyone on TikTok: He still Facebooking over there? *hits whoa*

by parjungulate9000 December 10, 2019

Facebook formal

When you no longer see a person irl but you're still friends on Facebook and might even occasionally interact.

Person 1: "I saw Sarah today, did you go to her babyshower?"
Person 2: "Sarah from high school? No we're Facebook formal, I saw pictures though."

by Pomme de terre December 3, 2020

Facebook Flood

Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)

A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.

by idontknowwhatnametouse December 1, 2011

Facebook Paradox

The paradox you find yourself in when you want to up-vote a social media item that has a sad or negative subject. . You merely want to bring the post to attention of your social network but you question whether someone will misunderstand why you are clicking "like/+1/thumb-up/up-vote/etc"

I struggle with the Facebook Paradox. do I click LIKE to share this news feed item, "'Clumsy the Clown' tragically falls from balcony to his death at children's birthday party." Why isn't there a DISLIKE button? Or a button for MEH?

by Rob G. aka theTexasWolf October 7, 2015

Facebook Munchausen by Proxy

When you consistently post graphic pictures and descriptions of your sick or injured kids on Facebook to get attention that you would otherwise not get.

Yet again, Rachel posted a closeup of her kid's bloody nose on Facebook. Her Facebook Munchausen by Proxy is flaring up. I think I'll unfollow.

by AlabamTa October 13, 2017

Facebook

Once the biggest kingdom on the internet, now it’s a wasteland full of 40 year old single mothers; monster energy zero ultra sippers; jokes about phone bad, book good; antivaxxers.

Mufasa: One day, everything you can see infront of you will be all yours!

Simba: Everything? And what’s dark, shadowy place?

Mufasa: That’s facebook! You must never go there Simba!

by VirginHunter69 August 25, 2020