Facebook interview

It doesn't exist, they already have your info.

Person: Can I arrange for a Facebook interview?
Mark Zuckerberg: Oh there's no need, we already have everything ;)
Person: wait, what?
Mark Zuckerberg: what?

by Soupisbeingcrafted September 16, 2019

Every Female on Facebook

Every girl who has a facebook page is so stupid they believe everything on facebook

Dude 1: BRO! You see what this dumbass bitch just said on Facebook.

Dude 2: hell yea I aint surprised tho, that's every female on Facebook.

by FuckYoBitch12 December 19, 2017

Facebook

A social network for making friends or enemies. Be aware of social sluts who tend to friend everything that breathes.

Random call girl - "Are you on Facebook, Mr. President?"

by swag wag December 25, 2017

facebook dog

A coondog blown up to the Facebook world to be larger then life

Willie being bred to Jlo is like a Facebook dog pair made in heaven!

by Coondawger December 28, 2017

facebook dog

A coondog blown up or hyped up beyond expectations

Willie being bred to Jlo is a Facebook dog match made in heaven!

by Coondawger December 28, 2017

facebook single

People who are in a relationship, but have yet to announce it, are classed as facebook single. They can then enjoy the privileges of giving the appearance of being single (i.e. to flirt with people on a night out) whilst covertly being in a real-world relationship.

It's ok Geoff, I can buy her a drink as I'm Facebook Single.

by bigcoluk January 5, 2018

Facebook Funk

When you're scrolling up and down your newsfeed, bored out of your mind. Dont have the energy to step away either....

Man, I hit such a facebook funk yesterday, so bored, scrolled up and down till my bath went cold.

by cosmic candy September 6, 2017