eat my nose

When someone says "eat my nose" they want you to makeout with them because it would be weird saying "eat my lips" or if your basic say "let's makeout"

"Dude Savannah said she was going to eat my nose last night at the party."

by Gatsby82747283 September 27, 2017

eating towels

Sexual frustration in a steam room due to the hot guy sitting across from you.

He was so hot and the only thing I could do to stop myself from groping him in the steam room was eating towels from the locker room.

by NopeNah October 20, 2017

Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable

Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."

by Bonbonben May 28, 2017

eating the fry

sucking penis

yo i caught san eating the fry

by fry eater June 1, 2017

eat a xan

When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.

Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!

by likeorangememesivonfacebook June 8, 2017

go eat a flower

a term used as a politer way of saying go eat shit. it's more of a feminine term so when u say it to a male it could be degrading. also used when you are telling someone week or nerdy to eat shit.

ya whatever go eat a flower nerd

by hardcore13 June 19, 2017

go eat a flower

a funny, more feminine way to say go fuck yourself pussy boi. used most commonly like the phrases fuck off, fuck u, eat shit etc. also used in a nerdy reference too.

ya whatever go eat a flower dude

by hardcore13 June 19, 2017