eat my john

The equivalent to "suck my dick."

"Dude you suck at Mario Kart"
"Eat my john."

by Nerf or Nothing96 January 16, 2018

eating your dutch cheese

When you’re visiting Candace Caverns and the proprietor delivers to you a small wheel of Gouda which you then consume.

I was drinking Pinot Noir and eating your Dutch cheese.

by Farva2000 January 21, 2024

National eat your gf day

December 5 is national eat ur girl out day.

Yo today is national eat your gf day

by Oralluvr December 5, 2023

Ass Eating Hater

Formed by Internet trap producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.

Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
Ass Eating Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass? I'm trying to get out of here.

by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019

eat my beans boi

When you want a boi to eat ur beans

Todd: Hey Jimmy, eat my beans boi!
Jimmy: mmmmmmmmm tasty
Todd: thanks, i made em in my special body part

by Fuckme69420 March 24, 2021

Eat

Food going into the mouth

Mary: I would love to eat some dick tonight
John: NO SUCKING FUCKER

by penalglands February 7, 2022

willy eating wasp

A wasp that eats the willies of little boys who are naughty and don't do as there told

Hurry up and get ready for bed or the willy eating wasp will get you

by Kgskfajwtjsgnsf March 11, 2024