David Jones

Someone you thought was your friend but only used you for fame.

I thought we were friends but turns out he was a David Jones all along.

by SpeceCamino March 23, 2024

David

Has a huge dick, will rail you, after

one night you’ll fall in love forever

Omg David it’s so big

by Young thugga November 19, 2020

OFFICER DAVID

A black guy that's a fake ass long headed mind boggling ass cop. (Or someone that snitches)

MAN YOU A OFFICER DAVID SHUT YOUR RAT ASS UP.

by XNXIETY January 31, 2025

David

David's are usually a very big guy who workout everyday. The girls don't like him because he sweats ALL THE TIME. He plays jv sports through out his highschool career and doesn't touch not one Varsity game. He his a game freak but sucks at every game he plays

David gets no playing time

by Bigbillyboyy March 17, 2020

David

A guy who has a big penis and everyone wants to suck it.

David's penis is so fucking big!

by ItsDavidowo April 29, 2021

David

Sigma grindset, hustle never stops, money aint sleeping.
An absolute unit, sigma in every way.
The literally Thomas Shelby.
Rizzly Bear.
🚫 LGBT
🚫 Drugs
✅ Hella Bitches
✅ Absolute Hustler
✅

P1: You watched Peaky Blinders?
P2: Yeah, I have to say David is a 1:1 replica of Thomas Shelby

by GingerRizzler September 11, 2023

David

A David is usually tall, 6'1, with short curly hair and brown eyes. David will have weirdly girly hands, even though he plays basketball and constantly carries one around school. You'll often see him walking with his boyfriend Luke and ignoring everyone around them. They're that couple. David has small dick energy but his ethnicity means you know he's packing. He plays a baritone saxophone in a band and says he enjoys it, but everyone knows he does it to keep his "mom" happy. He's not naturally smart but he excels in school despite showing up 10 minutes late to every class because the gym is always at the other end of the school. David is a friendly giant but he's a bit slow sometimes. Especially when he's playing along to backing tracks. David doesn't like the Miami Boy's Choir because he lives under a rock. Sad David :(

"Baby, is that David?"
"I think so"
"God David"

by puffy boy November 16, 2022