David

A potato disguised as a human.

David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021

David

Most likely a male friend that don’t invite his friends to his wedding

David should feel bad

by Ssskkajska August 23, 2020

smelly David

A young fellow, a teen by the name of David, who does not ever take the time to shower or apply any sort of odor that will make him smell appealing. For some reason though 8lbs pounds of gel seems to be the appropriate amount to put in his hair. Nobody's how but for some reason there is a perfect example of this in quincy that somehow has a girlfriend

John: "Yo huge fucking party tonight"
Joe: " Ya I think smelly David is coming"
John: "Fuck, he's bouta make this place smell like absolute shit"
Joe :"True, i'll tell him to fuck off"

by Nigleteers May 6, 2017

David

David: “hero of the deed” anarchist terrorist committing acts of terror in order to inspire the working masses to revolt against the ruling class.

David is a hero, he's basically Thomas Sankara.

by silva.incognita August 1, 2022

Top Shotta David

best guy you’ll meat.

Girl: heyyyy top shotta
Top Shotta David: wys

by Top Shotta March 3, 2024

David Schneider

A pussy bitch that struggles to rob females because he uses an empty clip. Cant rob males because he always gets his shit rocked. Also know to look like AIDS under a microscope.

Oh jesus not DAVID SCHNEIDER. He just got beat up and the video went viral on snapchat.

by BitchyVibess December 1, 2019

David Jules

David Jules is the ultimate French you want to avoid. He doesn’t talk much, but he certainly catches your attention. He is intelligent, calm and tough. He takes opportunities that life brings along. You might accidentally fall in love with him without noticing. You don’t want to get too close to him cause it’s better to keep him as a lover, just like an old movie that you want to watch again time to time.

David Jules? Your middle name is Jules?

by Belea November 22, 2021