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crack dander

The detritus that forms in the butt crack after a long day. It is most likely to accumulate in warm, hot, humid conditions and can appear under activity levels ranging from sedentary to mild or high levels of physical activity.
As the hot water of this glorious shower rolled down my back, I turned to see in my crack dander, traces of my flannel boxers, sand and specs of leaves from my long day of hiking at the beach.
by themetalmystic March 12, 2017
mugGet the crack dandermug.

Crack-tivities

The act of doing activities on crack (cocaine)
P1: Emily is such a crack head
P2: Bitch, she ain’t done any crack-tivities
by Thubby_master August 9, 2020
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National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day
by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025
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Fubba Crack

A part of your body above your knee's below your nipples.
'Get the peanut butter honey my fubba crack is splitting like my last relationship.'
'Okay Mom'
by Cracked Donkey October 25, 2019
mugGet the Fubba Crackmug.

crack needles

A neologism formed by accidentally conflating "crack pipes "with "heroin needles" to form a portmanteau of urban detritus. "Crack needles," a term that may include either type of referenced drug paraphernalia, are often found littering vacant lots, alleyways, or abandoned buildings in the less illustrious, seedy districts of America's disinvested and depopulated inner cities. The lack of specificity about which drug may be semantically valuable in helping cover multiple societal eras of drug addiction, or it may just make the utterer of the term sound like a damn fool.
"They had, like, the most AMAZING cocktails at this bar, right? But the neighborhood is, like, super sketch. Like, we couldn't find parking out front, so we had to walk half a block, and there were, like, crack needles in the alley, and stuff. And this homeless person asked us for change out front." - Karen, probably, who normally only comes into the city for sporting events or anything with valet parking
by zorsnacks October 9, 2023
mugGet the crack needlesmug.

Crack on

When you can see someone’s ass crack poking out of their pants you shout “crack on”.
Look at jerry’s ass, “crack on”!
by Yeetasourasrex July 2, 2019
mugGet the Crack onmug.

The AB Crack-rail

When you take a crack hit and a hot rail and hold them both in together until you get an AB bell ringer.
Did you see Angie take that hot rail? Yeah! Did you see BJ take that crack-hit? Yeah! Did you see them both take that hot-rail and that crack-hit at the same time? Yeah! That's the AB bell ringer aka the AB crack-rail.
by Angie from the block June 11, 2024
mugGet the The AB Crack-railmug.

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