anal dwelling butt monkey

A monkey that lives in someone's hind quarters. it is usually painful when they enter and exit their home, if you are their chosen nesting spot. Such behavior of monkies can be found on the film Bruce Almighty.

1. guy: Holy freak, that monkey came out of his crack!
other guy: yeah, that's an anal dwelling butt monkey.

by Jump4h June 06, 2005

anal dip shit

anal dip shit means that u r and anal (ass hole) and a dip shit at that same time
(there is no point of saying it just say dip shit
lol

Hey ANAL DIP SHIT Come HEre

by daniel March 11, 2005

Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey

A being that essentially lives in another's bum and mindlessly f*cks it, like a monkey.

Mike, who lives in St. Peters Missouri, is an Anal-Dwelling Butt Monkey.

by CHRISxxCROSS January 05, 2009

U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

An unknown object that is forcibly driven inside of a person's anus

Me: I just asked what you jammed up my ass so I could tell the doctor in the emergency room.
Tito: to be honest with you I don't remember just tell him it is a U.A.P. Unidentified Anal Phenomenon

by Charlie Badass February 23, 2021

Mexican taco anal feedback

When you take a shit and it comes out like a sinker, but feels like a river.

Bro I just had the spiciest chicken wings. They gave me mexican taco anal feedback.

by Sqsquasher May 27, 2011

anal dwelling cum nugget

name reserved for the worlds largest idiots.

george is an anal dwelling cum nugget

by Dark Mousy November 09, 2007

anal bush wacking

A ritual that involves the slapping of an object, generally penis shaped, onto the arse cheeks of a woman, or man, with a hairy arsehole.
The object, generally penis shaped, has to be in contact with the hair on every slap.

Ronald, do you remember that time you went anal bush wacking with Linda?

by The real Frizzledick March 27, 2016