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Fat Americans

Term used by much of the English speaking world to define the causes of all the worlds failings, Fat Americans know no love, sympathy, or empathy, all they know is the directions to the nearest McDonald's to lard up, complain about high fuel prices, support international poverty and block social reforms.
Person 1: why is my Netherlands house being swamped by seawater?

Person 2: Because the Fat Americans cannot be bothered to walk more than 5 metres so drive instead.

Person 1: ahh i see

Person A: Why is my country in so much dept?

Person B: Because the Fat Americans wanted sub-prime mortgages

Person A: Motherfukers
by mundaun April 25, 2010
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America

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The problem with America is This text has been found in violation of H.R. 3261, S.O.P.A. and has been removed
by Whatthefuck'merica? February 6, 2012
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Baby America

Baby America refers to early Colonial America which was when America was under British rule. The American colonies were one of the most well treated colonies of Britain and America wanted to be treated better, etc.
When a person is referred to as "being a baby America" it means they have an adequate amount of something and complain and want more.
-Ugh, I so don't want to go to class today. -Isn't this your only class this week? Dude, you're such a baby America
by i just really love sunshine April 10, 2011
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Americans

Brits who went to America killed the natives and were too stingy to pay the small tea tax. They went mad because of the tea deprivation and decided they wanted independence! They swore never ever to drink tea ever again.
Me: Do you at least have a kettle!
Americans: *sweating*
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AMEXican

A member of an elite fighting group known as AMEX. This group plays Mafia Wars. They are one of the newest and fastest groups to reach the top 10 clans / groups listed in Facebook. A member of this group, is of the highest regard in the Mafia Wars gaming community.
Have you ever played Mafia Wars ?

Yes, I play that game, I thought I was strong too, until I went up against an AMEXican.
by A Blessed Man January 1, 2011
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fucking america

a term used by someone who hates america or americans

(in other words, the entire world outside of america)
i hate fucking america!

fucking americans! they think they're so awsome, but really they're just fucking ameican
by Scottish Mafia January 23, 2011
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Captain America

Ok enough with sexual definitions for this man. They are disgusting & do not tell a new reader who Captain America is. Here goes accurate non sexual definition of this superhero. He is a fictional character in Marvel comic books. Joe Simon & Jack Kirby created him in Captain America Comics #1. Captain America was a patriotic supersoldier fighting Axis powers of World War II & Marvel's most popular character in WWII.

Wears a costume with American flag motif & a nearly indestructible shield he throws at foes. Usually alter ego of Steve Rogers, a frail man enhanced by an serum to aid US in WWII. In 1945, he was trapped in ice & survived in suspended animation until revival in present day. He remains respected in his community & became long-time Avengers leader.
First Marvel Comics hero with media outside comics with 1944 movie, Captain America. Been in other media,like the MCU portrayed by Chris Evans.
No superhuman powers, but through Super-Soldier Serum & "Vita-Ray", he is at zenith of natural human potential. Rogers' body replenishes super-soldier serum; it remains. In canon, he's one of the best hand-to-hand combatants in Marvel Universe. Formula enhances all metabolic functions & prevents build-up of fatigue poisons in his muscles, for endurance far above an ordinary human. This causes extraordinary feats, like bench pressing 1200 lbs & running a mile in 73 seconds. Captain is resistant to hypnosis or gases which limit focus.
That's the correct definition of Captain America, folks. If u want to read stories starring him, head to ur local comic store or online to buy his Marvel Comics issues.
by Fabulous Max October 3, 2017
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