Ass-Hair Mullet

An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.

Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.

by Gaunche January 01, 2022

4 hair

He has only 4 hair. In regional language he is known as "Naalu Mudi".. Smartest Cutest Funniest guy you'll ever meet..

Person 1: Hey 4 hair.

Person 2: Wow you too know "Naalu Mudi"?

by 4hair November 23, 2021

Hair Dryer

the act of a homosexual man blowing air into another mans asshole while the other man is jerkin it.

Man Bryce that sure was a good Hair Dryer you gave me last night! - Adam S.

by HarryDick27 July 27, 2018

pull a girls hair day

go up to any girl and pull there hair until there bald

bro why did you pull fayths hair?

Don’t worry it’s pull a girls hair day today
oh ok

by jameseatschildren October 05, 2020

pull hair day

April 16 is pull hair day walk past girl or boy and pull there hair

Today is pull hair day

by Mr 924 April 15, 2019

Hair Reboot

V. Where one has to stop, and start over on fixing your hair usually by re-wetting and then drying and styling.

Dude my hair looks like ass, i need a hair reboot

by yodady14 December 03, 2010

kilt hair

dark, thick, you can grease it up nice if you need to but it is not naturally greasy

Man, that dude's got kilt hair!

by scobberlotch April 07, 2011